#7: My friends

I give mad props to my friends. I am an asshole. I will make fun of you for making out with someone questionable. I will ask if I can have your tv when you die if you text me you might have cancer. If you tell me something embarassing, I will tell about 20-30 other people. But I love you like crazy. I will do anything for you if you need it. I will be your shoulder to cry on. I will still be friends with you after you puke all over the inside of my car and on my dog. I will help you dump a dead body. I got yo' back, amigas.